mom…. dad…….. im 8” masc top/vers no queens or asians
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
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You know it’s straight vodka in Sharon’s tropicana box by now.
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
My favourite thing to play with my family!
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what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
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